Humor and Horror: Workplace Typos We Wish We Could Take Back

If you communicate with other humans by typing messages, you’ve probably experienced this horrifying moment. For me, it was swearing at my dad when my fat fingers switched two letters on my phone and instead of typing “ok,” I typed a swear word. Also when I emailed my favorite author and said, “I’m a writer too!” and signed the email with “Thanks you.” When these mistakes happen at work, it can be worse (or just as bad). And we’re not alone.

Here is a collection of typos that I found circulating on the internet. They appear in different types of media, from internet searches to videos to websites. For this reason, I am unable to track down or credit the original owner. If you are the owner or know the owner, let me know! I could relate to these typos, and I hope that you will too.

Imagine having a terrible workday when your computer asks if you want to exist. In a world where AI is everywhere, I can’t help but wonder if some artificial being wants to take over my job. Or my life.

For those who design programs, this message reminds them of the importance of doing a final QA to check for typos before releasing a program to the public.

This warm message is both heartwarming and memorable for teachers. The students are showing appreciation for what their teacher taught them, such as spelling and vocabulary. It is also a reminder that sometimes, students are eager to apply what they’ve learned, but they still have more to learn.

These labels are all spelled differently. As an editor, I can relate to this. I’ve been aghast to find the chapters in books are not the same, such as using a different format from one chapter to the next. Sometimes, you just don’t realize there’s a problem until you compare everything side by side.

If you’ve ever ordered several copies of something, such as a company brochure or a business card, and only noticed the typo after several copies were made, you will appreciate this sale-priced item.

Sometimes, a typo can show a lot of resilience and pass through several sets of eyes and stages of approval. Sometimes, you just need to appreciate their tenacity.

This isn’t quite a typo but I wanted to share this one. Something got lost in translation but this translation sure is sweet. I would love to experience what tiny grass dreaming is like. It sounds fun. It is better than the original language, which says that tiny grass is resting… do not disturb. Sweet dreams!

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27 responses to “Humor and Horror: Workplace Typos We Wish We Could Take Back”

  1. Belladonna Avatar

    I like tiny grass is dreaing. Sounds so sweet! They should keep it just like that.

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      Yes, I think the translation is much sweeter than the original language.

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  2. Pooja G Avatar

    The “tiny grass is dreaming” is actually so adorable. Lol, these typos are so amusing!

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  3. Mike and Kellye Hefner Avatar

    This was such an entertaining post! Now I have a reason to smile on this Monday morning, and I do love the tiny grass sign.

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      I’m glad my post made you start off Monday with a smile. Yes, the grass sign was a lot cuter in English.

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  4. equipsblog Avatar

    Exactly. It wasn’t until I typed this that I finally realized what the missing word probably was.

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      A missing word can really change the meaning of a sentence!

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      1. equipsblog Avatar

        Absolutely.

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  5. veronicaaphillip Avatar

    haahahahahah
    Had fun reading this!

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  6. DEVANG UPADHYAYA Avatar

    Sometimes typos are funny here

    I have seen a lot of such funny typos here

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      True. Thanks for stopping by, Devang!

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  7. nces13 Avatar

    hahaha, some real funny ones 🙂 🙂

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  8. seankfletcher Avatar

    I was quite young when I was going through one of my grandfather’s books when, for the very first time, I came across an erratum label. The book is from the 1920’s and so I was quite intrigued. That memory has always stayed with me.

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      I don’t think I’ve seen an erratum label on an early 1900s book. When we found errors in a book, we would keep track of them for the next edition. That must have been quite the find for it to stay with you all these years.

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      1. seankfletcher Avatar

        I was trying to remember the name of the book. I can’t believe I have forgotten the name of it. Anyway, I do have it packed away somewhere 😊

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      2. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

        I’m like that too. I can’t remember the detail I’m looking for, I just recall the impact the item had on me.

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      3. seankfletcher Avatar

        So, tonight I was watching an interview with Brian Blessed re the re-release of I Claudius by the BBC (a great show from 1976) and he mentioned The Lost World – and I went bingo – that’s it. It was written by Arthur Conan Doyle and published in 1912 😊

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      4. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

        Wow. What perfect timing – ask and you receive the answer you’re looking for. A famous book too!

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  9. ann bayliss tgrtranslation Avatar

    Good ones! Thank you! 😀

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  10. equipsblog Avatar

    Good examples. Reminds me of an excuse form sent to the teacher which said, “Please excuse Johnny for being. It’s his father’s fault.

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    1. Vanya Wryter Consulting Avatar

      Oh goodness. The deeper meaning there!

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